Tuesday, February 22, 2011

JWoww, Doctor of Love.

The Situation wrote a how-to-succeed book and Snooki wrote a novel. Now, MTV's favorite boobilicious Jersey Shore star is now an author. Jenni "JWOWW" Farley released her first book at the beginning of February. The book is titled, "The Rules According to JWOWW". It's a dating advice book.

Waiiiiiiiit. Did I just say JWOWW and dating advice in the same paragraph? Yes, I did.





What's Jwoww's favorite dating tip for readers? Don't ever settle.

Farley based the book off of her unsuccessful past relationships, which she believes have led her to find who she thinks may just be "Mr. Right". JWOWW's current man candy, Roger Matthews, is proving to be a major upgrade from her scumbag ex-boyfriend Tom.

On a recent Season 2 episode Jersey Shore fans watched a devastated JWOWW return to her house after Tom stole all of her belongings to spite her following a breakup. The valuables stolen including her watch and computer hard drive were both returned, however the contents on the hard drive were erased.

Her current beau, Roger, has turned her world full circle. The sweetheart, bodybuilding, juicehead spoiled her with a romantic Valentine's Day breakfast in bed from Dunkin' Donuts. Don't worry, he also gave her chocolate covered strawberries and a card. How sweet!

In this new work of literature, Jwoww has compiled stories of her flawed relationships of the past and uses "reality checks" to give positive dating advice to readers. Although JWOWW used many of her past relationships as a foundation for the book, she says the Jersey Shore cast played a major role in her inspiration to write the book. In a recent interview, she said the book was therapeutic to write. America's favorite guidette said it only took her a month to compose this masterpiece.

"The Rules According to JWOWW" sold out at her first book signing on the February 8 release date. Since then she has made appearances on Jay Leno, George Lopez Tonight, Kathie Lee and Hoda, as well as Showbiz Tonight on CNN.

Although she has gone on a recent hiatus from the book tour due to the death of her Grandma, the Jersey Shore star will continue to promote the book in weeks to come.

This is one accomplished gal. She is a Reality TV star, tanning lotion entrepreneur, the face of Ab Cuts, and even has an iPhone app. What's next for JWOWW? She says she would love to dabble in guest starring on television shows. She noted an appearance on Family Guy as her biggest wish. I also hear a spinoff is in the works for JWOWW and her BFF, Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi. MTV is calling the show, "Snooki and JWOWW vs. the World".

Time will only tell how far JWOWW's 15 minutes of fame will go.

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