JWoww, Doctor of Love.

The Situation wrote a how-to-succeed book and Snooki wrote a novel. Now, MTV's favorite boobilicious Jersey Shore star is now an author. Jenni "JWOWW" Farley released her first book at the beginning of February. The book is titled, "The Rules According to JWOWW". It's a dating advice book.

Waiiiiiiiit. Did I just say JWOWW and dating advice in the same paragraph? Yes, I did.





What's Jwoww's favorite dating tip for readers? Don't ever settle.

Farley based the book off of her unsuccessful past relationships, which she believes have led her to find who she thinks may just be "Mr. Right". JWOWW's current man candy, Roger Matthews, is proving to be a major upgrade from her scumbag ex-boyfriend Tom.

On a recent Season 2 episode Jersey Shore fans watched a devastated JWOWW return to her house after Tom stole all of her belongings to spite her following a breakup. The valuables stolen including her watch and computer hard drive were both returned, however the contents on the hard drive were erased.

Her current beau, Roger, has turned her world full circle. The sweetheart, bodybuilding, juicehead spoiled her with a romantic Valentine's Day breakfast in bed from Dunkin' Donuts. Don't worry, he also gave her chocolate covered strawberries and a card. How sweet!

In this new work of literature, Jwoww has compiled stories of her flawed relationships of the past and uses "reality checks" to give positive dating advice to readers. Although JWOWW used many of her past relationships as a foundation for the book, she says the Jersey Shore cast played a major role in her inspiration to write the book. In a recent interview, she said the book was therapeutic to write. America's favorite guidette said it only took her a month to compose this masterpiece.

"The Rules According to JWOWW" sold out at her first book signing on the February 8 release date. Since then she has made appearances on Jay Leno, George Lopez Tonight, Kathie Lee and Hoda, as well as Showbiz Tonight on CNN.

Although she has gone on a recent hiatus from the book tour due to the death of her Grandma, the Jersey Shore star will continue to promote the book in weeks to come.

This is one accomplished gal. She is a Reality TV star, tanning lotion entrepreneur, the face of Ab Cuts, and even has an iPhone app. What's next for JWOWW? She says she would love to dabble in guest starring on television shows. She noted an appearance on Family Guy as her biggest wish. I also hear a spinoff is in the works for JWOWW and her BFF, Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi. MTV is calling the show, "Snooki and JWOWW vs. the World".

Time will only tell how far JWOWW's 15 minutes of fame will go.

This guy's really showing up the rest of the 20 somethings in the world.

Do you ever have those days when you're feeling really unproductive? You try so hard, but just can't seem to get that conjure up that little rush of motivation. Lazy Sunday.

Finally, when I decided to get in touch with reality (and academia) I packed up my books and headed to the library to get my work done.

I was feeling really ambitious so I logged onto The New York Times website only to find this headline:
"Bayne Wins Daytona 500 in 2nd Cup Start"


Talk about feeling unproductive....






I'm not an avid Nascar fan by any means, but once I began to read the article it made me wish I picked up race car driving.

"With the win Bayne breaks Gordon's mark as the youngest winner in Daytona 500 history. Gordon was 26 when he won the 500 in 1997."

Trevor Bayne...well he's 20. He's barely 20, his birthday was yesterday. 

Bayne beat out seasoned veterans of the race to claim today's title. He breezed by big racing names including Tony Stewart, Bobby Labonte, Mark Martin and Kurt Busch.

Imagine that. Guy can't even buy a beer or rent a car, but today he took home over $1 million will probably see a little  extra cash from what ever endorsement opportunities come his way.

Following this unbelievable feat Bayne may even decide not to compete for the Nationwide title.

I'm 20 years old and can't say I have a thing on this guy right now. Feeling a little unaccomplished, but perhaps next week I'll win a few extra bucks on NJ Lottery scratch off ticket.

Who IS Esperanza Spalding?

Justin Bieber fans went crazy when they heard Esperanza Spalding's name as the winner of the 2011 Grammy Award for Best New Artist.

Following the recent release of Bieber's new film, Never Say Never, fans were in strong support of the young pop star. Bieber fans attacked Ms. Spalding's Wikipedia page with hateful words that suggested the rising jazz artist was not deserving of the award. They edited her page and changed her middle name to "Justin" at one point and soon after to "Quesadilla".

It seems as though the 26-year-old artist is not well known, she does have a few accomplishments under her belt. Spalding performed at the 2010 BET awards alongside big names like Patti LaBelle and Alicia Keys. The young star also appeared at the 2009 Noble Peace Prize Ceremony and Concert.

The Belieber fansite reports 16-year-old Bieber took a mature stance on the situation and tweeted his feelings:

"So I’m always honest with u guys and I’m finally leaving the #grammys so I can tweet. 2nite was a great night. I got to perform at the grammys with my mentor @usherraymondiv and I feel like we did u guys proud. As for the awards…of course I wanted to win. Its been & still is a dream to win a grammy. Was I upset…yes. But I was happy for her also. Someone said to me tonight its not your successes that define u but your failures. I lost..but I don’t plan on this being my last chance….I do this because I love it..and I do it for my family friends and fans who support me. I was grateful for the honor and this…Is just the beginning. #NeverSayNever"

Still, we must pay attention to the fact that people just don't seem to know who this lady is! 

I took to the streets of Rutgers University in New Brunswick, NJ to see if ANYONE knew who this Macy Gray lookalike was. 

The answers weren't in her favor...

Popular radio stations have become more familiar with country music this year. Perhaps following this year's Grammy's we'll finally hear less Lady Antebellum and a little more Esperanza. 

If she's lucky.

Bieber won't be bringing this one home to 'Mom'

Just trying to be "One Less Lonely Girl"...

Gossip Girl actress, Taylor Momsen, was in attendance at the premier of Justin Bieber's movie Never Say Never. Dressed in lingerie, the scantily clad Momsen raised eyebrows at the event.

It's difficult to take a 17 year old seriously when she's dressed like this. One might expect such an outfit choice from the likes of Lady Gaga.

This is just the latest in a series of risque behavior by Momsen, following her run as the spokesperson for Madonna's clothing line called Material Girl.  No longer the face of Madonna's line, she has taken on a rebellious image following the birth of her music career with her band, The Pretty Reckless...fitting.

Momsen rose to fame as Jenny Humphrey, the innocent little sister on Gossip Girl. She has come a long way since then. The young star had her first major role in How the Grinch Stole Christmas as Cindy Lou Who.

This get up is a far cry from Whoville...

Poor, Poor Dallas

Vick scores, but not in the Super Bowl 

After a terrible half time performance by the Black Eyed Peas, fans without seats, and ice falling from the top of the stadium pre game time. Currently, the Mayor of Dallas, Dwaine Caraway, is under fire for giving Michael Vick the key to the city.

Caraway insists he gave Vick the key "for the kids".  He seems to think that Vick has completely turned his life around and can now serve as a role model to kids by telling his story.

Last time I checked it did not seem like a great idea to promote violence to young children. Although this is a "this is what NOT to do" kind of situation, it still doesn't sound like the proper way to teach children. How many kids are truly interested in dog fights at age 8?

Caraway defends his decision further by making a note that Gene Simmons got a key to the city recently for supporting the troops. However, supporting the troops and exposing young minds to dog fights are much different platforms.

Now, there are angry fans, angry members of PETA, and corrupted children...

Following the heat from the Super Bowl, it was just poorly timed.

Sorry, Dallas.

Pittsburgh Steelers, not the favored team

I don't really know much about NFL football unless it relates to the Saints, the Jets, or the Giants. I'm really more of a college sports girl. When it comes down to making predictions about the winners of this year's Super Bowl my best prediction would side with which team's colors I like more.

Since I knew that wouldn't be a wise idea I turned to my friend, Google.com, to see what other more knowledgeable sources had to say about the upcoming matchup.

I came across betting websites, bloggers, and newspaper articles most of which favor the Green Bay Packers. Bloggers believe the Packers' offense will most likely overcome the Steelers' defense for the win. The strongest advocates for the Packers believe their defense will ultimately work in their favor.

Some bloggers chose the Packers for the mere fact that they are tired of seeing the Steelers win the title.

Although I am not a huge NFL buff, I know that historically speaking Super Bowl games aren't usually too exciting. However, sports bloggers are predicting extremely close scores.

Personally, I am most excited for the commercials. They have been less than impressive over the past few years. I can think back to the Britney Spears Pepsi commercial as the most memorable of the recent years.
Unfortunately, I didn't really see the Betty White Snickers commercial until after the Super Bowl. I am a huge Betty White fan. We shall see this year whether it is Kim Kardashian or the Doritos licker who results as the fan favorite.

Grab your friends, your nachos and don't forget the wings and get ready for what sounds like a good match up and some interesting entertainment!

I think the Stork got lost...

 "So Dad, what happens when I get into college?"

 

I am interning in the city this semester at the Wendy Williams show. My commute requires me to take a 5:36 a.m. train on Tuesday mornings. In my greatest efforts to avoid the looney tunes morning travelers, I use this time to catch up on news of all sorts.

On my way into New York City yesterday I found myself on Popeater.com, a popular celebrity gossip website. The latest and greatest news as of 5:30 in the morning included Diddy's most recent stunt. 

The rapper/producer/actor has really outdone himself this time. His son made the honor roll at school and instead of a high five or a new pair of sneakers he rewarded 17 year old Justin with a brand new Mercedes Maybach limousine.


It's not like Justin didn't get the car version for his 16th birthday...


First, with a giant bash on MTV's my Super Sweet 16 and now a brand new limousine?
Sometimes I really feel like the stork got lost when I was born.


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