I think the Stork got lost...

 "So Dad, what happens when I get into college?"

 

I am interning in the city this semester at the Wendy Williams show. My commute requires me to take a 5:36 a.m. train on Tuesday mornings. In my greatest efforts to avoid the looney tunes morning travelers, I use this time to catch up on news of all sorts.

On my way into New York City yesterday I found myself on Popeater.com, a popular celebrity gossip website. The latest and greatest news as of 5:30 in the morning included Diddy's most recent stunt. 

The rapper/producer/actor has really outdone himself this time. His son made the honor roll at school and instead of a high five or a new pair of sneakers he rewarded 17 year old Justin with a brand new Mercedes Maybach limousine.


It's not like Justin didn't get the car version for his 16th birthday...


First, with a giant bash on MTV's my Super Sweet 16 and now a brand new limousine?
Sometimes I really feel like the stork got lost when I was born.


Photo: Popeater.com, Upscale Swagger